I really need to get a hot tub. It just seems to attract babes like Peaches from Twistys. Here we have the lovely Peach in a pumpkin colored bikini or is that orange. Peach in an Orange just sounds funny, so, we’ll just stick with Pumpkin.
My statement above about needing a hot tub because it attracts beautiful women isn’t totally true. If you saw About Schmidt and had Kathy Bates slipping into a hot tub naked you might have some issues there. Granted, I still got wood and would have fucked the shit out of her, but I’m a pervert and like any kind of nude women.
Thought I would do a little exotic Angel Dark today. She’s done tons of things, but I know her mainly for the work she’s done with Twistys. What a perfect body on her and here we have her stripping off a mini-skirt. If you feel a little exotic and want a babe that fits the bill it has to be Angel Dark.
Some light lesbian action brought to you by Red XXX. This redheaded milf really knows how to please and for some reason I think all women have a slight lesbian side. Here me out, a woman, even one that’s always seemed completely straight, will suddenly comment on a woman and say if they’re hot or not.
WTF is that about? You never hear a man call another man good looking, unless that’s your thing, but seriously any straight man would rather have their eyes plucked out by a vulture rather than saying another man is good looking.
Say you have a good looking male friend and you’re hooking him up on a blind date. The woman asks you, “What does he look like”…I would say something like, “He doesn’t have visible horns” because I just don’t fucking know if he’s good looking or not.
This is why women are part lesbian because they can almost always tell if another woman is hot or not. What does this have to do with this light lesbianism of Red XXX? I can picture her seducing an otherwise straight woman because women are more curious than men. Just saying and you know it’s true.
I told you I get on porn kicks and that Pinupwow was the flavor of the week. This photo sorta reminds me of how old movie stars looked, minus the nudity, but when you think about it, Hollywood had to be pretty racy even back then and the casting couch must have been alive and well.
This retro pinup of Lisa Ann really reminds me of old time type retro pinup stuff and pinupwow does a great job of recreating that mood.
Did I ever tell you about the time that all I wanted to eat was tuna sandwiches? Well, short story for like a week I became obsessed with tuna sandwiches and the only way I killed the urge was to eat as many as I wanted. It took a week, but then I didn’t want to even see a tuna sandwich for the next 2 years.
I think I’m in a pinupwow obsession, but this one has lasted a long time, but sometimes the urge to look at their content sweeps over me and that’s all I’ll look at for a bit. I think its because they use models and a style that is fresh, it cleanses the porn pallet, and then it makes porn new again. So, enjoy this retro pinup from Pinupwow, cleanse your porn pallet, and get back to me.
PinupWow is sort of a modern take on retro porn pinups and I have to say they do an excellent job of recreating the feel of an era. This brunette really looks like she’s from that 40′s pinup era and she’s absolutely breath taking. The one thing that pinupwow does sooooo well, they catch that coyness that retro pinups had. A lot of porn nowadays is just like nudity and how hardcore can a woman get, which is fine, I don’t mind, but I miss the innocence of porn. I mean when I was younger a woman in stockings was enough to set my imagination going crazy.
I think that’s what is missing from porn, the setting of scenarios that allows your imagination to fill in the gaps. Anyway, enjoy this beautiful retro pinup:
If I left porn today I would get a membership just because I love Pinup Wow content. I like the concept of the site, that women are beautiful, playful, and a cheese cake shot is still hellishly attractive.
Here we have Lisa Ann from Pinup Wow as a seductive secretary that just can’t seem to keep her clothing on.
After you read this, you’ll be like, “damn he was right!”….once you look at the picture in the post you’ll understand the word smouldering, because this model has that look on her face. She’s a hot brunette dressed up in a School Uniform, but what really sells this set of photos is the fact that she has that smouldering look.
Have you ever dated a natural blonde? I have and there’s absolutely no difference from a blonde that comes out of a bottle and unless they’re unshaved down there you would never know. Actually, that’s for the most part true, but a woman that’s going blonde out of a bottle, they tend to feel more empowered in their choice to be a blonde and buy into that whole, “Blondes have more fun” thing which basically means they’re sluttier. Ah, now you know how my mind works.
Here we have a really beautiful natural blonde stripping out of a school uniform. She has that Nordic look about her and just is crazy hot in that kinda, “I’m from Sweden” type way. Enjoy the gallery from OnlyTease
Porn blogs really don’t need descriptions for the viewers. After all, a picture paints a thousand words, and it only takes one to get a boner. Why write then? I think it mostly has to do with the viewers finding the porn rather than writing something great about the porn itself. I want people searching for Peaches from Twistys to come here and find her, but what more can I really say? She’s hot and I want to bone her? I mean you can see she’s in lingerie, stockings, I don’t need to write that but if you wanted to find this post using google and you typed Peaches from Twistys in Lingerie and Stockings, well, I have to write something. Anyway, enjoy the gallery, ignore the words.