Peaches in a Bikini

I really need to get a hot tub.  It just seems to attract babes like Peaches from Twistys.  Here we have the lovely Peach in a pumpkin colored bikini or is that orange.  Peach in an Orange just sounds funny, so, we’ll just stick with Pumpkin.

My statement above about needing a hot tub because it attracts beautiful women isn’t totally true.  If you saw About Schmidt and had Kathy Bates slipping into a hot tub naked you might have some issues there.  Granted, I still got wood and would have fucked the shit out of her, but I’m a pervert and like any kind of nude women.

Peaches
Peaches

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Lucy Zara In A Pink Bikini

I’m almost positive this is Lucy Zara, but there’s part of me that wonders if I’m getting Alzheimer’s disease early.  Let’s just go with it being Lucy Zara because googling the answer would take 5 seconds too long.

Whoever it is, she for some reason reminds me of a game show babe, you know, the type that would be like pointing at a fridge or some other small appliance.  I think it has to do with the “too perfect” look.  I mean she’s got everything right, maybe a little too right, and it makes her desirable, but unattainable.  Enjoy the photo shoot of Lucy Zara in a Pink Bikini and if I’m wrong, umm, just pretend it’s Vanna White and you want to buy a vowel.

Onlytease
OnlyTease

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Desirae Spencer in Red Bikini or is it lingerie?

I think it’s the red stockings that made me first think that Desirae Spencer was in lingerie, but on closer examination and let’s face it, who wouldn’t examine her closer, it appears to be a red bikini.

Does it matter to me?  Nah, but does it matter to women?  If you go to the beach during summer you see a lot of women wearing next to nothing in their swimsuits, but these same women will freak out if people see them in their underwear.  Normally I don’t try to understand women, but I’m  going to venture a guess here and say, society says one thing is alright and the other isn’t.

Men don’t care, that’s why there’s fewer porn addicts over the summer because they can just go to any beach and get their jollies.  I’m  going to go enjoy Desirae regardless if that’s a bikini or lingerie…men are flexible like that.

Desirae Spencer
Desirae Spencer

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