I really need to get a hot tub. It just seems to attract babes like Peaches from Twistys. Here we have the lovely Peach in a pumpkin colored bikini or is that orange. Peach in an Orange just sounds funny, so, we’ll just stick with Pumpkin.
My statement above about needing a hot tub because it attracts beautiful women isn’t totally true. If you saw About Schmidt and had Kathy Bates slipping into a hot tub naked you might have some issues there. Granted, I still got wood and would have fucked the shit out of her, but I’m a pervert and like any kind of nude women.
