Peaches in a Bikini

I really need to get a hot tub.  It just seems to attract babes like Peaches from Twistys.  Here we have the lovely Peach in a pumpkin colored bikini or is that orange.  Peach in an Orange just sounds funny, so, we’ll just stick with Pumpkin.

My statement above about needing a hot tub because it attracts beautiful women isn’t totally true.  If you saw About Schmidt and had Kathy Bates slipping into a hot tub naked you might have some issues there.  Granted, I still got wood and would have fucked the shit out of her, but I’m a pervert and like any kind of nude women.

Peaches
Peaches

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Peaches In Sexy Lingerie

Porn blogs really don’t need descriptions for the viewers.  After all, a picture paints a thousand words, and it only takes one to get a boner.  Why write then?  I think it mostly has to do with the viewers finding the porn rather than writing something great about the porn itself.  I want people searching for Peaches from Twistys to come here and find her, but what more can I really say?  She’s hot and I want to bone her?  I mean you can see she’s in lingerie, stockings, I don’t need to write that but if you wanted to find this post using google and you typed Peaches from Twistys in Lingerie and Stockings, well, I have to write something.  Anyway, enjoy the gallery, ignore the words.

Twistys
Twistys

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Angel Dark In Sexy Lingerie

I thought I would do one more Angel Dark post because I came across this shoot an instantly thought of they type of porn I would have gone nuts over when I was younger.  I mean it has that 1980’s feel to it and as you get older nostalgia plays a big role in making things way better than they were.

Just tall, sexy, lean, in lingerie, what’s not to like about these photos even if it is kinda retro.  This gallery brought to you by Twistys

Angel Dark
Angel Dark

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Angel Dark In Sheer Teddy

“Honey, I’m Home,” That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo shoot.  You have Angel Dark in a sexy sheer teddy and it looks like she’s just waiting for someone to come home.

Does this type of thing happen to normal people?  I’ve had a few moments like this, but they always ended up being comical in the end and not all that sexy.  I suppose if Angel Dark was waiting for me to come home I wouldn’t make it comical, but I might be so nervous that it would be just that.

Anyway, enjoy this gallery brought to you by Twistys

Angel Dark
Angel Dark

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Peaches from Twistys

I wonder if you pick the name Peaches because you know you’re hot.  I mean a fugly girl named Peaches wouldn’t be right, so, I’m pretty sure this model looked into the mirror when coming up with her porn name and was like, “Peaches, because I’m sexy enough to rock that name.”

Imagine how many names a father rejects because it’s too porn sounding, but they can’t say it to their wife necessarily because explaining why Peaches isn’t a good name because his favorite pornstar is named….well you get how that convo would go.

This model is one of my favorites, so enjoy this gallery brought to you by Twistys

Peaches
Peaches

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Angel Dark at Twistys

I thought I would throw in something a little different for this blog.  I’ve been doing a lot of erotic nudes and stocking stuff, but there’s a whole world of porn I’ve been ignoring.  Twistys is sort of like Playboy, beautiful women, naked, enjoy, just that simple.  Here we have the very exotic looking Angel Dark.  Yeah, she’s exotic and sexy, I picture her in a Bond Movie.

Twistys
Twistys

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Twistys Treat of the Month – October – Aubrey Star

I forgot to do last months Twistys Treat….I know, I suck, but I’ll make it up with the month of October’s treat Aubrey Star.  I mentally categorize women that do porn shoots and I’m going to go off and say that Aubrey is one of those cute types that you feel like a dirty old man looking at them.

Aubrey Star
Aubrey Star

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Twistys has really gotten this whole month thing down.  Sure, Playboy is the one that started it all, but you have to admire Twistys for cutting out there own little niche in an already established genre.

Aubrey Star
Aubrey Star

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…and a little lesbian action never hurt nobody.  Aubrey is so cute that I’d totally be a lesbian with her, wait, okay that didn’t make any sense, but it does in a way…doesn’t it?  Okay, I should have had my morning cup of coffee before writing this out.

Aubrey Star
Aubrey Star

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Okay just reading up on her bio, she is 19 years old, so please accept this pass into being a dirty old man if you enjoyed looking at her.