I was having a nice bowl of cereal before bed, just drank down the milk from the bowl…mmm…and all I wanted to do is go to bed. At that moment I realized I was going to skip posting for the night. Hell, okay, so I’m out of bed and I’m picking a random model.
Keisha Grey, you have been selected, now lets take a look at you:
She’s cute hot, that’s right, kinda like, she’s so cute, and hot, all at the same time. Tattoos, meh, I’m personally not a fan, especially since everyone has them now and they generally don’t have a really important meaning. Granted, it doesn’t matter all that much. She looks like that actress, shit, I gotta look the name up now, Eva Mendes, but not quite, kinda like if Eva Mendes had an impressionable younger sister that you convinced to do porn.
Anyway, I completed this task for the day and now I can go to sleep.
I’m a novice again and I’m picking out girls to post just because I like the way they look, not how many other guys want to see her, but I figure I’m pretty ordinary and I’m bound to have similar tastes in hot women as the average guy.
Looking through a large list of thumbnails I came across Samantha Bentley, never heard of her, but that’s my own fault for not keeping up on models, not necessarily her own level of fame.
I think the reasons for picking her out is obvious, but ultimately I liked that sexy smirk she was giving. Too many models look like a deer caught in the headlights. Samantha Bentley actually looks like she just enjoys nudity, sex, pornography. Don’t get me wrong, there’s something appealing about the flip-side of a girl being shy and doing it anyway, but sometimes just refreshing to see someone that enjoys it.
Here’s a video gallery of that photo shoot above: Video Gallery
One thing about Twistys, they have really pretty looking Dildos. Granted if I were a woman I would use anything to get off, but gotta admit, if I wanted to feel like a pretty pretty princess I would find out the company that makes those and buy one.
I wanted to know a little more about Samantha Bentley and sure enough she has a blog: BadBentley.com
First things first, her blog makes me feel bad that I’ve put so little effort into this blog, but hey, I’ve just started again and I need to build up my consistency before I worry about being pretty. See this is the pretty dildo vs. finding whatever you have that will fit.
Anyway, she’s kinda got goth black hair now and reading a little more about her, my first impression of her being comfortable doing porn is accurate. Check out her blog, there’s lots more galleries and content there and you get a better feel for why she named her blog BadBentley
I’ve been away so long that most of the models that I loved are retired. How depressing is that? I’m trying to find some new favorites and I have to say it’s not all that easy. I think I’m suffering from some sort of, “Pornstars from my age were hotter!” type syndrome.
Going through Twistys recent models though Emma G caught my eye and it’s mainly because she has a more sophisticated look than what I’ve currently seen and she is very hot because of it.
See, that’s what I consider hot. Emma kind of has that naughty secretary look about her, umm, what I mean to say is I can easily think up some scenarios with her that makes her an awesome looking model.
Anyway, I still totally suck at blogging, but whatever, I’m hoping by the time I have some viewers I’m better.
I wasn’t going to post and right before bed I remembered, doh, I promised myself I would post once a day. Since I’m not particularly randy and don’t really feel like looking at porn, I just wanted to get this off my chest, Alektra Blue always kinda scared me. There I said it.
Here’s the deal, she’s hot, there’s no doubt about that, but she has this look on her face that she may cut off your wang while you were sleeping if you happened to piss her off.
Am I wrong? Probably, but women are generally irrational. You can piss off a woman and you don’t even know what the hell you did to piss them off. Now, add a unknown quantity of danger to a woman’s look and you may just end up with your favorite body part cut off.
Okay, there’s my lame post for the night. Enjoy to the one person that’s viewing this, and that would be me.
Alexis Texas is probably the only white blonde woman that would ask, “Does this make my butt look big?” and actually hope for the answer, “Yes, yes it does!”
She’s a beautiful girl, but lets face it, her ass is her most famous ass-et (See what I did there).
Alexis Texas would be hot even without the gravitational pull of her ass. I mean she kind of reminds me of Kate Hudson. What, you don’t see it? Stop looking at her ass for a moment and concentrate on the face….there you go. Let’s be honest though, that ass is a force of nature. I can’t stop looking at it and I’m not even an ass man, that’s the type of ass that would make you an assman.
I’m just going to throw in some more galleries now and stop typing:
My quest to become a regular blogger continues. I’m still on Twistys because it’s just easy to write posts about them and include some pics. Right now I’m not going for stellar posts, but more consistency in posting.
Okay, I’m going to let you into my mind for a moment. Amy Reid is hot, I think you look at her body and go, “yeah, she’s hot” but something has always kinda bothered me about Amy Reid and that revolves around the fact I can picture her as a granny.
Okay, breasts perfect in a pornstar kinda way, tight ass, nice body, lingerie, and a face that would be old someday, making cookies for her grandkids. See, I thought all this time away from porn would change my mind, but nope, future granny face.
You might be wondering at this point why I did a post on her? Well, first off, I had something to say and this post took me 2 minutes to write, so that’s a good thing, but also I consider myself an equal opportunity pervert and wanted to see if my thoughts would prevent me from getting a chubby…nope, it didn’t, I am successful in getting a salute even if I’m overthinking this hot model.
Okay, I’ve babbled enough..consider this post done!
These first few posts are going to be hard for me. I’m trying to create a habit of writing them and it’s not necessarily making awesome posts that people will remember, it’s more about actually doing the posts.
I went to good old Twistys again, I figure I’ll stick with them for awhile until I get more into the groove of writing these things. Looking at their models, Aaliyah Love, one of my all time favorites popped up. I figure what better way to get back into writing porn posts by selecting models that inspire me to do so.
Aaliyah Love
There she is, another model that doesn’t fit my typical tastes, yes that basically means she doesn’t have huge natural breasts, but like I said, I’m older, I’ve diversified my portfolio when it comes to porn.
I think the main reason I have a thing about Aaliyah is the fact that she simply looks like a fun girl to be around. I think you spend a life dealing with stuck up bitches the appeal of a sweet fun type girl is more appealing. That’s not to say that she isn’t amazingly hot. You just have to take one look at her an know that, but there is also a kind of sweetness about her look:
What’s not to love about Aaliyah Love, hold it, I wondering if she picked her porn name knowing that she was lovable, hmm, does that make her less lovable somehow knowing that she’s lovable? Nah, but it is an appropriate name and someone must have said, “You have to use Love as your last name”
Anyway, this is the second post I’ve done and I can honestly say it’s starting to feel a little more natural. Hell, I even want to change the template now…egad, it’s the start of something good.
Okay, go easy on me, I haven’t written a porn post in ages. In fact I’ve become a porn virgin again. Even though I’m an old veteran of porn, I took enough time off where this all seems a little odd to me. I spent most of the last 4 years working behind the scenes and maintaining sites, but not making any of my own. I came across some writing I did for another site and I remembered how much I enjoyed doing this sort of thing.
Picking a site to promote, a model to focus on, was actually the hardest part, because in my 4 years temporary retirement, a lot has changed in the porn industry and a lot of models that I absolutely adored no longer work in porn. I went to my favorite site and just started with the first model that I saw and that just happens to be Aidra Fox on Twistys.
She’s pretty, I generally like models with a little more, umm, bust, but what the hell, I’m getting older and I pretty much want to fuck anything younger than me.
Damn, I’m really out of practice. Oh and another thing. I’m using the damn default template for wordpress, I just can’t be bothered with doing all the technical crap. I’m probably going to be the only one to read this blog anyway, so, it doesn’t have to be pretty. This is more or less and exercise for me to just look at porn and claim I’m doing “work”.
Let’s take a look at some more pics featuring Aidra Fox:
She kind of reminds me of someone. I want to say Donald Trump’s last wife, but I’m just too lazy to look up and compare. She’s definitely got a tight body.
Anyway, there’s the first post for you bastards. It sucks, but I might get better if I do this everyday for awhile.
