The Bluest Porn
Bathroom porn? I’m sure there’s a fetish that just involves women and the bathtub, but for the life of me I don’t know what it would be called, TubThumpers? Now there’s a possible name for a porn site.
However, this is from Femjoy, so it’s just a beautiful young woman, doing some erotic pics. I really like this shoot because it shows a playful side of porn, doesn’t always have to be so serious for it to be attractive.
When I first saw this model I thought to myself, “She can’t be real” because her body is so perfect. She almost looks like a 3d graphic and some artists interpretation of what perfection should look like.
Once I realized she was actually real I had this mental debate with myself, “Is she too perfect?” and that got me thinking of whether or not I would actually go with a girl that was that perfect looking.
See, I tend to think that every man would want her, and she would eventually pick someone that’s also perfect. Yes, that’s part of a realistic view of the world, that pretty people should be with pretty people, or in this case perfect unreal beauty going with someone of equal standing.
However, part of me would chance it just to say that perfection was an ex, because let’s face it, other women would be like, “what did that perfection see in him?” and subsequently it would add to the mystery of me, lol. I’m rambling now, enjoy perfection, and if you can think of anyone that’s even close to her perfection wise let me know.
I think this model is pretty ordinary looking, but stockings can really make the woman. I’ve said this in previous posts regarding lingerie, french maid uniforms, but now I’m going to say that also holds true for stockings.
Don’t get me wrong, this model is good looking, but I’m pretty sure she’s not going to make a living from porn, but this one moment in time, captured by OnlyTease, she does elevate herself beyond the ordinary. Is it that stockings? Yes it is! I suppose it’s also the fact that ordinary looking women getting naked is also kinda hot, but I have to give points to stockings on this one.
The uniform, hmm, I don’t know it, must be some like British crossing guard uniform or something like that but because I don’t have that connection with it, meh, it’s not that appealing to me, but the stockings definitely added to her beauty.
Remember how in Star Trek the Original, everything was suppose to be all equal and junk because it was the future, but women still wore extremely short mini-skirts. That’s the kind of equality I can get behind.
Why mention that? For a long time I thought that every woman should be forced to wear a Star Trek mini-skirt, but as I’m typing this and if I had the power to put a woman in any uniform, it would have to be the French Maid uniform. I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a woman dressed up as a French Maid?
Imagine how pleasant each day would be if every woman was dressed up like a French maid and pretty much any woman looks better dressed up as a French Maid, I’m not kidding, if Queen Elizabeth II was dressed up as a French Maid, I would probably still get wood.
Since that mental image probably made most of you go, ewww, I offer you this lovely busty blonde from Onlytease dressed up as a French Maid.
The brain is a funny thing as it sometimes will cough up information that you haven’t used in years. While I was checking out this gallery from Femjoy with this wild haired busty doing some erotics I remembered something I learned in college. It was in an English Lit class, we were discussing Victorian writers and how a woman with wild hair often was a sign of a sexually wild character.
Yes, those student loans really paid off because I could use fragments of information like that in these porn posts I’m writing…umm, okay, maybe not. Still, was interesting that my brain retained that information all these years later.
The only thing I have to say about these erotic nudes on the water is, “Holy shit! Does she have a great body!” and that’s pretty much all I have to say. Granted, I never shut the fuck up, so here’s some more thoughts on these erotic nudes from Femjoy: I wonder if all women from Europe look that good?
I think they get most of their models from former Eastern Block countries because they’re almost always new to me, never seen them before, probably wont see them again, but they’ve added that special bit of awesome to the porn world. This model has the perfect torso area, I know this is an odd thing to say, but it’s like perfect breasts on a perfect ribcage just makes her, umm, perfect…Did I use that word too much in this description. Whatever, enjoy, the pics.
When I saw this set of photos from OnlyTease I immediately thought of one thing, this is what a hot girlfriend usually looks like. I don’t mean my girlfriend, but more of your best friend gets a hot girlfriend that’s going to ruin him and that would be the way this girl looks.
I think we’ve all lost friends to that girl that will completely fuck with his mind and make him go to IKEA all day and gone are the days of just hanging around, drinking beer, doing whatever. I mean, I can’t really blame a guy for losing all self respect if they have a hot girlfriend that like to dress up in lingerie and stockings, but you still mourn the loss.
I don’t have much of a rambling thought on this gallery but this model has such a hot looking body. Perfect sized breast, but also she’s very lean where she should be lean. There’s one picture where she’s bending forward and you see these perfect looking ribs. Seeing ribs is generally like, eww, but then there’s women that have just enough rib showing that it’s super attractive. She’s from OnlyTease and she’s stripping off a school uniform down to sexy stockings.
Late teens and early twenties, you have to say that is the prime age for looking good. I have a pretty good sense if a woman will age well and to be honest, most probably wont. That’s why everyone should do nudes when they’re young, just so they have that thing to say that they were once hot. What? It kind of makes sense or is that just a line I use to get women naked.
Actually it’s more of a reflection upon my thinking today. I came across some old pictures of myself when I was in college and I have to say…what the hell happened to me? I didn’t exactly age horribly, but still, I used to be something pretty good looking and at the time I didn’t see it. Oh well, let’s look at this photo shoot from Femjoy, they’re capturing beauty one erotic shoot at a time.
I’m surprised more woman haven’t exploited the power of sexy lingerie. It’s been my experience that lingerie makes any woman hotter looking. Take a plain Jane and put her in lingerie and suddenly she’s extremely desirable. Somehow it changes a woman’s attitude knowing that they’re sexy underneath their clothing.
This model from OnlyTease is not a plain Jane, she’s hot to begin with, but add lingerie and she’s downright irresistible.
