She’s naked and there’s a watermelon, umm, yeah that’s a natural everyday type thing. Okay, so, maybe it isn’t an everyday type thing, but hey, why not. I’ve never been a huge fan of watermelon, but watching her play with the melon, well, it sort of got me interested and I would probably accept the watermelon and be all like, “This is the greatest thing ever!” Granted, I really wouldn’t like the watermelon, but I’ll fake enjoy it just so I could enjoy the rest.
“A picture paints a thousand words,” then why do you need me? Okay, so I’m thinking to myself that this beauty really doesn’t need me babbling a lot about how hot she is, she’s hot, end of discussion. FTV generally has hot babes but sometimes they really just make you go, holy shit, that’s hot and this is one of those moments.
“I’ve got it, I’ve got it!” Okay, so I’m waiting for her to catch a giant beach ball in that photo but it never comes. Yes, I’m an odd person with odd thoughts but seriously, what is she waiting to catch?
I’ve said this about nudists, but I’m also going to say it about nude beaches, they’re usually populated with people you wouldn’t really want to see nude. Granted, any woman showing me tit would get some wood, and what’s the protocol with something like that? Would a nudist get insulted if I got some wood looking at them? I mean, it should be considered a compliment right? I don’t know how nudists do it, because even ugly naked woman give me a chubby…ah well, I guess it’s good I’m not a nudist. Enjoy the gallery from Femjoy!
When I first saw this model I thought to myself, “She can’t be real” because her body is so perfect. She almost looks like a 3d graphic and some artists interpretation of what perfection should look like.
Once I realized she was actually real I had this mental debate with myself, “Is she too perfect?” and that got me thinking of whether or not I would actually go with a girl that was that perfect looking.
See, I tend to think that every man would want her, and she would eventually pick someone that’s also perfect. Yes, that’s part of a realistic view of the world, that pretty people should be with pretty people, or in this case perfect unreal beauty going with someone of equal standing.
However, part of me would chance it just to say that perfection was an ex, because let’s face it, other women would be like, “what did that perfection see in him?” and subsequently it would add to the mystery of me, lol. I’m rambling now, enjoy perfection, and if you can think of anyone that’s even close to her perfection wise let me know.
The only thing I have to say about these erotic nudes on the water is, “Holy shit! Does she have a great body!” and that’s pretty much all I have to say. Granted, I never shut the fuck up, so here’s some more thoughts on these erotic nudes from Femjoy: I wonder if all women from Europe look that good?
I think they get most of their models from former Eastern Block countries because they’re almost always new to me, never seen them before, probably wont see them again, but they’ve added that special bit of awesome to the porn world. This model has the perfect torso area, I know this is an odd thing to say, but it’s like perfect breasts on a perfect ribcage just makes her, umm, perfect…Did I use that word too much in this description. Whatever, enjoy, the pics.
Late teens and early twenties, you have to say that is the prime age for looking good. I have a pretty good sense if a woman will age well and to be honest, most probably wont. That’s why everyone should do nudes when they’re young, just so they have that thing to say that they were once hot. What? It kind of makes sense or is that just a line I use to get women naked.
Actually it’s more of a reflection upon my thinking today. I came across some old pictures of myself when I was in college and I have to say…what the hell happened to me? I didn’t exactly age horribly, but still, I used to be something pretty good looking and at the time I didn’t see it. Oh well, let’s look at this photo shoot from Femjoy, they’re capturing beauty one erotic shoot at a time.
Is there beauty in nudity? I’ll be the first to admit that for the longest time I viewed porn as jacking off material. Sure, there’s beauty in that, granted it’s more of a base sort of beauty, you know, the stuff that makes my dick twitch.
That’s when I discovered Femjoy and I have to say they have that other type of beauty going. That artistic type that makes you stop and go, “gee that’s beautiful”, and that’s what the photo shoot below does…it’s just beautiful and it happens also to have a beautiful naked model.
Can you jack off to these pictures? Sure you can, but before, during, and after you might have thoughts of how beautiful the photos are and how they are artistically beautiful.
Okay, Femjoy does erotic nudes. Sometimes the subject matter escapes me but the model is so damn beautiful that I’m willing to ignore it and just enjoy the nudity. This happens to be one of the, “Wait, what?” type shoots that if the model wasn’t so damn attractive I would probably question the choice a little more.
A quick description would run something like, “Beautiful babe waiting by a suitcase decides to strip”…okay, do I really care? Not really, that’s the wonderful thing about nudity, it makes almost any wild idea seem somehow logical.
