The Bluest Porn
I never could justify spending a lot on a car. I know, I’m more of a point A to point B type person. FTV always makes me want a nice car, mainly because a model like this would never be hanging out naked around my car, hell, birds don’t like to shit on my car (Yeah it’s that bad). Hot babe and exotic car, yeah it makes me want a nice car.
Any woman has the potential to suddenly become slutty under the right set of circumstances. I’ll give you some practical advice here, if a girl is really really really trying to impress you, you can get her to do pretty much anything. FTV tends to be pretty good at bringing out that inner whore and gets pretty models to flash in public places.
Here we have an over enthusiastic model flashing her bits in a fast food type place. The act of flashing makes this cute girl become sorta hot and willing.
I’ll never own an expensive car. Even if I had the money for one, I’m one of those people that just would buy practical crap, because I view most things in a usefulness sort of way.
Seeing this model Zoe showing her perfect natural breasts in an expensive car, umm, suddenly makes owning an expensive car a practical purchase, lol. I joke, I joke, but it certainly does seem to work on women. I believe most women look at the car you drive and figure out what kind of provider you would be. Am I over thinking again?
Back to the model at hand, her name is Zoe, I don’t know if she’s appeared elsewhere, but when I saw this photo shoot with her I instantly fell in love or lust, I guess lust would be the right answer. Perfect curves, beautiful face, and those eyes are just hypnotic. Check out FTV Girls if you want to see more of her.
Okay, I was going to end the post at that paragraph but she gave me such wood I had to find out her full model name. She’s Zoe Britton and google her, she’s done some other porn and she really is a dick twitcher (someone that makes my dick twitch just incase you were wondering)
I’ve been in porn for a long time now and generally I’m a pretty relaxed type guy. Relaxed watching porn, being around beautiful women, just generally nothing really excites me anymore. I have to admit, I might be a little nervous around this model:
I’m not totally sure why. Perhaps she’s more of a legit model, tall, blonde, beautiful, and that would make me a bit nervous. I don’t know, the second I saw this gallery I thought, “I wouldn’t have a good pickup line for her!” Which isn’t really a problem, but every man likes to think there’s no woman out of his league, but this one, I’m pretty sure, is out of my league. This is an FTV Girl btw…so go over to their website if you want to see more.
Is she exotic? I don’t know if she’s actually exotic, but she definitely looks exotic. I mean she sort of looks like a native girl you would find on some tropical beach somewhere and she would be handing you a drink with a little umbrella. Just at that moment you would decide never to go back to the mainland, get a small hut on the beach, and live out the remainder of your days in tropical bliss.
Granted, she probably just some Cali chick that says, “Oh my god” too much, but one can dream and that’s what I dream when I see those eyes, those tits, those….wait, did anyone hear tropical music playing in the background? Go to FTV Girls to see more of her.
I don’t know why she reminds me of the 70’s but its like she would be the hot temptress in a Three’s Company episode. Perhaps its the knit style dress she’s wearing or should I say stripping, but when I opened this pic up that the first thing I thought of, the 70’s.
As I get older, I have to admit, I really like retro porn. Sex, nudity, and all that good stuff has somehow become more mainstream, which is great, honestly it is, but at the same time it makes porn a little less exciting. I mean when you see porn from the 1940’s for example, those women were on the fringe and would be seriously admonished if anyone found out. While I think you have some of it today, you don’t have it as much, and porn is a little less taboo.
One can only imagine how future generations will view porn, nudity, sex, etc. People will probably look back on a blog like this and go, “Shit that’s some tame stuff!” Anyway, we haven’t hit the future yet, so enjoy these photos from FTV Girls
The Y you say? Yes, the Y, or at least it’s something I want to get popular and I’m going to explain an illustrate. I’m talking about the woman’s vagina, but the Y is more than just that, it’s the hips, the legs, the….Y of it all.
Okay look at this picture below, see how amazing her pussy looks, but it’s not just the pussy, it’s everything surrounding the pussy, perfect hips, light tan all over, so, it just looks like she walks around naked all the time.
Mmmm Y, because why not.
Fetishes can be kinda odd at times. Some Fetishes you understand and kinda go, well, I can see that, and then there are others that are like, wait what? Stockings for example, I never had a stocking fetish, but seeing enough stocking fetish porn, I ended up liking it and now consider myself as having a lite-version of that fetish.
Years ago I came across this sorta odd fetish of women pumping gas. The first time I heard about it, I kind of was like, wait what? I tried to figure out why this was appealing and if anyone out there has a gas pumping fetish, I’m not going to judge you because I have a list of fetishes that would make most people blind, but serious, someone needs to explain this one to me.
The only thing that started making this fetish understandable is when there’s a photoshoot with a model like Lenka. Those are some nice titties she has, granted, my eyes wandered for a bit and was like, “Aspiracao” yeah I notice background stuff.
Anyway, if you’re going to explain this fetish to me, at least include pics of a woman mostly naked pumping gas, I’m more likely to understand it.
I discovered a few years back that I have an amazingly odd fetish or attraction. I’ll say attraction because I don’t seek out this sort of thing, but if it happens naturally I’m attracted to it. Anyway, my first girlfriend always used to playfully stick out her tongue at me whenever I frustrated her.
Back then I didn’t realize it, but this created a pleasant memory and association. Jump forward a bunch of years, I was in my car with my dog and this woman passed by, I had seen her countless times before, but this time my dog was barking crazy at her, and she playfully turned her head and stuck her tongue out at my dog. All I can say, I found it attractive, and this common looking woman, suddenly was attractive to me.
This is the picture that brought on this odd memory:
There you have it…shows you how your brain writes a happy neural pathway and even years later it’ll create that same feeling.
I think FTV has cornered the market on girls willing to flash in public. Okay, maybe not, but they’re the only website that I go to for my public nudity flashing requirements. Here we have a lovely young thing in a bikini and she’s about to lose said bikini in an effort to be nude in public.
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