I wasn’t going to editorialize this blog, I figured there was enough people on the net with opinions and people just wanted to watch some porn without hearing a rant on topics, but I just had to comment on this one because it was so stupid that I can’t let it go.
There’s a woman by the name of Jasmine Tridevil, umm, okay, there’s an appropriate name to match what she did, that decided to get a third boob. Her reason for getting it…and I quote, “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore”
Unattractive to men? So you get a third boob!?!?! Hell no, I don’t mind if she said she got it because she wanted the attention, hey, whatever floats your boat, but don’t try and make it like it’s all some plan to make yourself unattractive.
First, men will brag about weird sex they’ve had. If you have sex with a three boobed woman you’ve pretty much trumped the guy that had sex with a dwarf by a mile and the guy that screwed an amputee just fell further on the list. On, “I fucked a freak mountain” you’ve just become the most sought after fuck going.
Secondly, making yourself unattractive to a man don’t add another thing we find attractive. Want to be unattractive? Add to your IQ, because, seriously a brainy chick is only attractive as a potential spouse, but not a good one night stand. Let your armpit hair grow, umm, yeah that’s a turn off, granted, you’d still have the French to deal with but all you would have to do is bath regularly and make fun of Jerry Lewis and that would take care of them.
Third, Total Recall, at least be original with your crazy and don’t take it from a movie.
Finally, I’m tired of women blaming stupid shit on men. I hate men so I became a chastity belt wearing feminist lesbian, that got a third boob just because of evil men. Here’s a novel notion, be your own person, don’t let others whether it’s a man or woman, dictate who you are, and just be happy with who you are. Way too much of blaming others going on in the world and not enough personal responsibility.
Okay, I’m done ranting, hmm, this was kind of fun, maybe I’ll do it more often.
Edit a few days later…the story turned out to be a hoax, motherfucker, this is why I shouldn’t do editorials.