Desirable Busty In Sexy Lingerie

Gallery I almost feel like I don’t have to type anything here other than look at the gallery.  This woman is that perfect desirable everything that most men want.  I’m not saying that she’s the only woman you’ll ever want to be with, but she’s the woman you want to be with at least once.

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I would love to have her as a conquest because basically you’ve become that elite sort of man that can possess a woman like this for at least a night.  I know, it’s odd, but have you ever been with your girlfriend and you see an ex.  Your current girlfriend will usually size them up pretty quickly, maybe make a catty comment, but what would they say about this woman?  I don’t think they would say much other than wondering why the hell you were with them.  Anyway, I’m rambling now, enjoy the gallery from Onlytease!

Busty Blonde In Schoolgirl Uniform

It’s kind of annoying me that I don’t know this model’s name.  It’s the third post I’ve done about her, she’s one of my favorite Onlytease models, and I really really need to see a lot more of her and maybe some videos would be nice.  She also reminds me of someone and I don’t know who so that also pisses me off because sometimes when you can’t have the original you don’t mind a look alike.

Here we have this beautiful busty blonde in a schoolgirl uniform or I should say temporarily in a uniform because it comes off pretty quickly.  Enjoy the gallery and I wish more people read this blog because there’s bound to be a porn expert that knows who she is.

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Nurse Striptease

I think most men hope that if they end up in a hospital they’ll be getting a sponge bath from a nurse from OnlyTease:

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Reality might be a little different, even though, I’ve seen some fine looking nurses in my time, but you also run the risk of getting something that looked like it crawled out of a swamp.  The other thing is what medical condition would have you in the hospital and still well enough to be fully functioning.  I’ve decided that your appendix being removed is probably the safest bet, but I don’t know how badly that would hurt, so, hmm, okay I’ll need to think on this some more or just get a nurse’s uniform and hope some fine lady will put it on.

Milf in French Maid Uniform

I’ve said that certain items of clothing should be worn by any woman to make themselves hotter.  I’ve said before that one of the items of clothing should be a french maid uniform.  From Onlytease we have a photo shoot that proves my point.  This woman isn’t what I would call the hottest woman on the planet, but put her in a french maid uniform and she suddenly becomes a slutty delight to please the senses.

Another thing that makes this gallery hot…the fact that you wouldn’t think a woman that looked kinda ordinary would suddenly go all naked in porn.  To me that’s one of the biggest turn-ons in porn, that woman that should know better, not knowing better.  I don’t know, I think it gives me hope that all women are privately dirty little things.

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Erotics at the Beach

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“I’ve got it, I’ve got it!”  Okay, so I’m waiting for her to catch a giant beach ball in that photo but it never comes.  Yes, I’m an odd person with odd thoughts but seriously, what is she waiting to catch?

I’ve said this about nudists, but I’m also going to say it about nude beaches, they’re usually populated with people you wouldn’t really want to see nude.  Granted, any woman showing me tit would get some wood, and what’s the protocol with something like that?  Would a nudist get insulted if I got some wood looking at them?  I mean, it should be considered a compliment right?  I don’t know how nudists do it, because even ugly naked woman give me a chubby…ah well, I guess it’s good I’m not a nudist.  Enjoy the gallery from Femjoy!

Cold Water and Hard Nipples

I really don’t know how to title some of these posts, but just saying hot blonde naked gets a little boring, so out comes the comment about cold water and hard nipples, but seriously, look how hard her nipples are!

At the beach, a perfect bodied blonde model, doing erotic nudes with her hard nipples, ah, only femjoy can bring you something like that, enjoy the gallery!

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Nude Maiden at Castle Door

Okay, I’m not sure if this is a castle, but it kind of looks like one and who hasn’t wished for a maiden to be nude at the castle door?  Alright, I have to admit, I’ve never thought of it much but seeing this picture set from Femjoy made me wonder what I was missing out on all this time.

Here’s a thing about the good old days, they probably sucked, most people probably had a sucky existence, but one can imagine that rich people, even back then, had it pretty good.  Imagine you’re some royalty and there’s a cute scullery maid that you wanted, umm, you pretty much could have her.  What’s the point?  Being rich is awesome no matter what time period you live in and don’t let anyone else tell you that money can’t buy happiness.

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Long Haired Blonde With Puffy Nipples

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Gotta love a woman with long hair and puffy nipples.  Okay, she doesn’t have insane puffies, but still they are pleasant enough that they look different than the average.  Love that long blonde hair though and long hair just feels great on your chest when the woman is going all cowgirl on you.  Stockings and lingerie, she’s definitely come ready to please.

Blonde with Perky Fake Boobs

Most people from the moment they’re born to the moment they die will spend their precious minutes in an attempt for approval.  I don’t care how they seek approval, whether it’s sucking up to clique they want to be a part of or the general social norms of what is beautiful.

As someone who looks at life through the jaded eyes of experience I tend to enjoy these attempts and can look down on those that find it necessary to fit in.  When it comes to fake boobs though I completely enjoy them, not as much as real boobs, but in some ways a woman that is willing to make themselves a little plastic for approval is a turn on due to the submissive nature of it.  Check out these nice fake perky boobs from OnlyTease:

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Lucy Zara In A Pink Bikini

I’m almost positive this is Lucy Zara, but there’s part of me that wonders if I’m getting Alzheimer’s disease early.  Let’s just go with it being Lucy Zara because googling the answer would take 5 seconds too long.

Whoever it is, she for some reason reminds me of a game show babe, you know, the type that would be like pointing at a fridge or some other small appliance.  I think it has to do with the “too perfect” look.  I mean she’s got everything right, maybe a little too right, and it makes her desirable, but unattainable.  Enjoy the photo shoot of Lucy Zara in a Pink Bikini and if I’m wrong, umm, just pretend it’s Vanna White and you want to buy a vowel.

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