The Bluest Porn
I’m going to take a guess and say that Femjoy uses mostly foreign models. Some of the most beautiful models come from the Czech Republic, umm, wait, is it still called that? Czechoslovakia, hmm, not sure what it’s called now, but the women are hot and they’re willing to get nude.
Take this fine looking babe, she’s outdoors, naked, letting her hand block the sun. Okay, I don’t totally get erotic nudes, but, isn’t it really just porn that makes you go, hmmm, as you fwap?
I instantly knew that was a gingham dress, umm, why do I know that? Hell if I know, but I could tell you all about stockings and I’m not a pervert that likes to dress up in them. Back when I was into porn, like, working all day at it, I took the time to know these things and the knowledge has not left me yet.
Here we have a beauty in a gingham dress and stockings, so, what site am I talking about? Yes, if you said Only Tease you win, umm, absolutely nothing, geez, do you think I’m rich and willing to hand out nice prizes.
I swear, this is the reason why to join OnlyTease, and I’m just saying, going through the old galleries, I think I need to renew my membership to OT. I don’t know the model’s name, but I swear I could have her dressed like and just stand in my living room all day. Hmm, I wonder what kind of job description that would be. Something like: Wanted, sexy statue to stand in my living room wearing lingerie and stockings. That’s not too creepy sounding, is it? Okay, that’s really creepy sounding and I better stick to looking at porn pictures.
Erotic nudes, hmm, initially I thought, “Too artsy” and thought that I could live my life without an erotic website, but then I found femjoy and I changed my mind immediately. Look at this busty blonde and look at how she’s posed. Alright, I didn’t know that I needed to see a picture like this, but after seeing it, seriously, how could I have gone so long without seeing a picture like this.
No seriously, how did I exist not seeing a woman pose like this? It makes me wonder what other poses I should see, hmm, I’m starting to understand the appeal of a contortionist.
I have always been partial to amateur porn, even if it’s professionally done “amateur” porn. What I mean about professional amateur porn is the models are still amateur but the production quality is pretty good. I think that’s what we have with Suburban Amateurs, great looking amateur models, but professionally shot.
The site is based in the UK, so I’m starting to see a pattern that I enjoy British Porn.
One of the reasons I like amateur porn, the models are attainable, I mean I think on a good night, wearing my best cologne, and giving one of my better pickup lines that I could score time with alot of the amateurs featured in porn. Anyway, there’s my post for the day!
Red XXX is probably not everyone’s cup of tea, but if you ever met up with her, I’m 100% positive you’d walk away thinking she’s a bombshell. What she lacks in the typical cookie cutter pornstar she makes up with a magnetism that isn’t easily defined but leaves you craving more and more of her.
If I were to think up a scenario with her, it would run something like, I wasn’t attracted to her initially, but then she started talking to me, she’d say something soft in my ear, and we’d go to some place quiet, within 30 minutes she’d have me begging for sex and after she was done with me I’d be obsessed with her for the rest of my life. That’s kind of how I started promoting her site, initially I was like, “Meh” but after seeing a few photosets and videos I was hooked on Red XXX. View a few galleries and you’ll see what I mean.
When I first saw this model on OnlyTease I immediately thought, hmm, if I got Ann Margret drunk and convinced her to having sex, this is what it would be like. No really doesn’t she look like that? Check out the gallery by clicking the picture.
Working for yourself has many perks, but I don’t have a secretary. I mean I always wanted a secretary and the only way I can kinda have one is by watching secretary porn. Onlytease has a lot of this type of scenario.
A short leather skirt, slightly odd colored pantyhose, and you got the beginnings to a wonderful set.
This model is amazing looking. She’s got incredibly perky breasts and she’s just so damn sexy. OnlyTease really is the only place you can get a model like this. I haven’t seen her around a lot, she’s more of like a page 3 girl (if you don’t know what page 3 is just google it, it’ll be worth your while).
Only Tease is almost a site you can watch with your girlfriend. I mean, it’s softcore, and I can really imagine that your girlfriend wouldn’t get porn, but they might get this site.
