The Bluest Porn
The Y you say? Yes, the Y, or at least it’s something I want to get popular and I’m going to explain an illustrate. I’m talking about the woman’s vagina, but the Y is more than just that, it’s the hips, the legs, the….Y of it all.
Okay look at this picture below, see how amazing her pussy looks, but it’s not just the pussy, it’s everything surrounding the pussy, perfect hips, light tan all over, so, it just looks like she walks around naked all the time.
Mmmm Y, because why not.
I wasn’t going to editorialize this blog, I figured there was enough people on the net with opinions and people just wanted to watch some porn without hearing a rant on topics, but I just had to comment on this one because it was so stupid that I can’t let it go.
There’s a woman by the name of Jasmine Tridevil, umm, okay, there’s an appropriate name to match what she did, that decided to get a third boob. Her reason for getting it…and I quote, “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore”
Unattractive to men? So you get a third boob!?!?! Hell no, I don’t mind if she said she got it because she wanted the attention, hey, whatever floats your boat, but don’t try and make it like it’s all some plan to make yourself unattractive.
First, men will brag about weird sex they’ve had. If you have sex with a three boobed woman you’ve pretty much trumped the guy that had sex with a dwarf by a mile and the guy that screwed an amputee just fell further on the list. On, “I fucked a freak mountain” you’ve just become the most sought after fuck going.
Secondly, making yourself unattractive to a man don’t add another thing we find attractive. Want to be unattractive? Add to your IQ, because, seriously a brainy chick is only attractive as a potential spouse, but not a good one night stand. Let your armpit hair grow, umm, yeah that’s a turn off, granted, you’d still have the French to deal with but all you would have to do is bath regularly and make fun of Jerry Lewis and that would take care of them.
Third, Total Recall, at least be original with your crazy and don’t take it from a movie.
Finally, I’m tired of women blaming stupid shit on men. I hate men so I became a chastity belt wearing feminist lesbian, that got a third boob just because of evil men. Here’s a novel notion, be your own person, don’t let others whether it’s a man or woman, dictate who you are, and just be happy with who you are. Way too much of blaming others going on in the world and not enough personal responsibility.
Okay, I’m done ranting, hmm, this was kind of fun, maybe I’ll do it more often.
Edit a few days later…the story turned out to be a hoax, motherfucker, this is why I shouldn’t do editorials.
Personally, not a huge fan of the whole Uniform fetish, however, this photoshoot addresses one of my mild attractions, well, besides a beautiful woman getting naked…the white blouse opened all the way fetish. Hmm, I’m not sure I can really call this a fetish, but whenever I see a woman wearing a blouse, completely unbuttoned, it just does it for me.
I haven’t had to wear a suit in ages, so, I haven’t had to wear dress shirts in ages. The only thing I miss about wearing a suit was the dress shirt because my girlfriend at the time would just walk around wearing that dress shirt. What an amazing turn on that was, but anyway, this School Uniform and Pantyhose striptease is brought to you by OnlyTease
I used to have a blog dedicated just to stockings and lingerie. Somehow I just gave up on a lot of things over the years but I wish I had that one back because I really enjoyed posting to it. Most of the times it would be just, look, babe in stockings, but hell, I enjoyed it.
If you see me posting a lot of stocking striptease it’s because I have a lot of galleries made up for that site and I thought, “Why not!”, especially since I did enjoy them in the past. Image coming home to this beautiful babe all dressed up in lingerie and stockings and having her strip for you. Ah, Onlytease certainly knows how to pick them.
Honestly, I know I have a problem when it comes to Red XXX and I don’t really want to solve the problem. Yeah, so I like this model, I like seeing her naked, and I like posting about her. Unlike most of those pantywaists that are like, “wahhh, I have an addiction” I embrace my addictions because I enjoy them.
I’m actually not sure why people are so willing to give up their addictions just because they go against the social norm. I enjoy porn, I enjoy Red XXX, why should I be ashamed of it? I have a feeling that as long as you earn money from your addiction it somehow legitimizes it. Like the guy who’s an alcoholic, if he’s just an alcoholic people will be all up in his business, but if the guy started a million dollar micro brewery, how many people would complain?
I figured out a long time ago, as long as you’re making money, and it’s legal, no one gives a shit about your addictions, well, unless it’s those really religious types, but who cares about them not liking you. My tip for anyone suffering from addiction: Find a way to make legal money off it and then no one will care about your addiction.
Damn, I dole out porn, and I give helpful advice. No wonder people are actually starting to visit this site.
Fetishes can be kinda odd at times. Some Fetishes you understand and kinda go, well, I can see that, and then there are others that are like, wait what? Stockings for example, I never had a stocking fetish, but seeing enough stocking fetish porn, I ended up liking it and now consider myself as having a lite-version of that fetish.
Years ago I came across this sorta odd fetish of women pumping gas. The first time I heard about it, I kind of was like, wait what? I tried to figure out why this was appealing and if anyone out there has a gas pumping fetish, I’m not going to judge you because I have a list of fetishes that would make most people blind, but serious, someone needs to explain this one to me.
The only thing that started making this fetish understandable is when there’s a photoshoot with a model like Lenka. Those are some nice titties she has, granted, my eyes wandered for a bit and was like, “Aspiracao” yeah I notice background stuff.
Anyway, if you’re going to explain this fetish to me, at least include pics of a woman mostly naked pumping gas, I’m more likely to understand it.
I love redheads and I don’t care if it’s natural or comes out of a bottle. Redheads just sets off the bull in me, but is Faye Reagan the hottest ginger going? I don’t think so, but if you narrow the question down to: Is Faye the hottest natural ginger, well, then you could make your argument.
Personally, I always thought she was a little elfish looking. I think those puffy nipples are amazing, but once you jack off you’re left looking at a Christmas Elf that escaped Santa’s Workshop.
I do find her amazingly hot, until, I masturbate, then, meh. See that’s the test if a woman is really hot, after you’re done jacking off, wishing that you could get it up again because she needs a second load.
I discovered a few years back that I have an amazingly odd fetish or attraction. I’ll say attraction because I don’t seek out this sort of thing, but if it happens naturally I’m attracted to it. Anyway, my first girlfriend always used to playfully stick out her tongue at me whenever I frustrated her.
Back then I didn’t realize it, but this created a pleasant memory and association. Jump forward a bunch of years, I was in my car with my dog and this woman passed by, I had seen her countless times before, but this time my dog was barking crazy at her, and she playfully turned her head and stuck her tongue out at my dog. All I can say, I found it attractive, and this common looking woman, suddenly was attractive to me.
This is the picture that brought on this odd memory:
There you have it…shows you how your brain writes a happy neural pathway and even years later it’ll create that same feeling.
This is a little random rant and I’m going to use Red XXX as the example. I’ve posted a few times about Red XXX and how hot she is, but it’s more because she knows her own sexy. Years back before she had a website of her own, she was featured on a few other websites, some of the shoots were hot and some not. I can almost bet that the failed shoots had someone doing the “directing” and didn’t let Red do her own thing.
That’s a lesson we should all learn, that there isn’t one type of sexy, that you have to discover your own brand of sexy. I see it all too often, women getting older, and still dressing like a slutty teen. No, it just doesn’t work, and often it’s kinda scary looking. Exploring what makes you sexy is something that you should spend some time on, because it isn’t what the media tells you. The media in general has this very narrow focus on what they say is “sexy” and a lot of the times I find it, umm, not sexy at all.
However, I’m rambling now instead of posting some awesome porn. Here is Red XXX and yes she knows her sexy.
I think FTV has cornered the market on girls willing to flash in public. Okay, maybe not, but they’re the only website that I go to for my public nudity flashing requirements. Here we have a lovely young thing in a bikini and she’s about to lose said bikini in an effort to be nude in public.
