Alexis Texas – Does this make my butt look big?

Alexis Texas is probably the only white blonde woman that would ask, “Does this make my butt look big?” and actually hope for the answer, “Yes, yes it does!”

She’s a beautiful girl, but lets face it, her ass is her most famous ass-et (See what I did there).

Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas

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Alexis Texas would be hot even without the gravitational pull of her ass.  I mean she kind of reminds me of Kate Hudson.  What, you don’t see it?  Stop looking at her ass for a moment and concentrate on the face….there you go.  Let’s be honest though, that ass is a force of nature.  I can’t stop looking at it and I’m not even an ass man, that’s the type of ass that would make you an assman.

I’m just going to throw in some more galleries now and stop typing:

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Amy Reid – Young but old at the same time

My quest to become a regular blogger continues.  I’m still on Twistys because it’s just easy to write posts about them and include some pics.  Right now I’m not going for stellar posts, but more consistency in posting.

Okay, I’m going to let you into my mind for a moment.  Amy Reid is hot, I think you look at her body and go, “yeah, she’s hot” but something has always kinda bothered me about Amy Reid and that revolves around the fact I can picture her as a granny.

Amy Reid
Amy Reid

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Okay, breasts perfect in a pornstar kinda way, tight ass, nice body, lingerie, and a face that would be old someday, making cookies for her grandkids.  See, I thought all this time away from porn would change my mind, but nope, future granny face.

Amy Reid
Amy Reid

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You might be wondering at this point why I did a post on her?  Well, first off, I had something to say and this post took me 2 minutes to write, so that’s a good thing, but also I consider myself an equal opportunity pervert and wanted to see if my thoughts would prevent me from getting a chubby…nope, it didn’t, I am successful in getting a salute even if I’m overthinking this hot model.

Okay, I’ve babbled enough..consider this post done!

 

Aaliyah Love

These first few posts are going to be hard for me.  I’m trying to create a habit of writing them and it’s not necessarily making awesome posts that people will remember, it’s more about actually doing the posts.

I went to good old Twistys again, I figure I’ll stick with them for awhile until I get more into the groove of writing these things.  Looking at their models, Aaliyah Love, one of my all time favorites popped up.  I figure what better way to get back into writing porn posts by selecting models that inspire me to do so.

Aaliyah Love
Aaliyah Love

There she is, another model that doesn’t fit my typical tastes, yes that basically means she doesn’t have huge natural breasts, but like I said, I’m older, I’ve diversified my portfolio when it comes to porn.

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I think the main reason I have a thing about Aaliyah is the fact that she simply looks like a fun girl to be around.  I think you spend a life dealing with stuck up bitches the appeal of a sweet fun type girl is more appealing.  That’s not to say that she isn’t amazingly hot.  You just have to take one look at her an know that, but there is also a kind of sweetness about her look:

 

Aaliyah Love
Aaliyah Love

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What’s not to love about Aaliyah Love, hold it, I wondering if she picked her porn name knowing that she was lovable, hmm, does that make her less lovable somehow knowing that she’s lovable?  Nah, but it is an appropriate name and someone must have said, “You have to use Love as your last name”

Anyway, this is the second post I’ve done and I can honestly say it’s starting to feel a little more natural.  Hell, I even want to change the template now…egad, it’s the start of something good.

 

Aidra Fox – Twistys Treat of August 2014

Okay, go easy on me, I haven’t written a porn post in ages.  In fact I’ve become a porn virgin again.  Even though I’m an old veteran of porn, I took enough time off where this all seems a little odd to me.  I spent most of the last 4 years working behind the scenes and maintaining sites, but not making any of my own.  I came across some writing I did for another site and I remembered how much I enjoyed doing this sort of thing.

Picking a site to promote, a model to focus on, was actually the hardest part, because in my 4 years temporary retirement, a lot has changed in the porn industry and a lot of models that I absolutely adored no longer work in porn.  I went to my favorite site and just started with the first model that I saw and that just happens to be Aidra Fox on Twistys.

Aidra Fox
Aidra Fox

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She’s pretty, I generally like models with a little more, umm, bust, but what the hell, I’m getting older and I pretty much want to fuck anything younger than me.

Damn, I’m really out of practice.  Oh and another thing.  I’m using the damn default template for wordpress, I just can’t be bothered with doing all the technical crap.  I’m probably going to be the only one to read this blog anyway, so, it doesn’t have to be pretty.  This is more or less and exercise for me to just look at porn and claim I’m doing “work”.

Let’s take a look at some more pics featuring Aidra Fox:

Aidra Fox
Aidra Fox

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She kind of reminds me of someone.  I want to say Donald Trump’s last wife, but I’m just too lazy to look up and compare.  She’s definitely got a tight body.

Anyway, there’s the first post for you bastards.  It sucks, but I might get better if I do this everyday for awhile.